woe is me
i just got a phone call from a totally cute gay friend that i was sorta-kinda-crushing-on-in-a-totally-platonic-sense-if-that's-even-possible. he was picking out decorations for his commitment ceremony.
commitment ceremony? how dare he!
not once while we scoped out cute men to play "is he gay" (while i secretly deluded myself into believing that life with a gay man could totally work) did he ever let on that he was even seeing anyone.
i know i never had a chance, but dammitalltohell if i'm not slightly disappointed.
all the good gay men are getting snatched up by...can you believe it...other gay men!
what is the world coming to?
(i'm just bitter & jealous. don't mind me.)
UPDATE (10:45 PM): i got to punch him really hard in the arm tonight. feeling much better now.
commitment ceremony? how dare he!
not once while we scoped out cute men to play "is he gay" (while i secretly deluded myself into believing that life with a gay man could totally work) did he ever let on that he was even seeing anyone.
i know i never had a chance, but dammitalltohell if i'm not slightly disappointed.
all the good gay men are getting snatched up by...can you believe it...other gay men!
what is the world coming to?
(i'm just bitter & jealous. don't mind me.)
UPDATE (10:45 PM): i got to punch him really hard in the arm tonight. feeling much better now.
posted by rach at 4:34 pm
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