it's a good thing
...that i have 2 extra days to figure out where all my crap is so i can do my taxes.
i'm sitting on the floor in the middle of my living room surrounded by a small sea of paper and apparently i'm missing a few pieces of vital information. now, i could either a) make [scientific] guesses about the stuff that i need to report based on what i do have or b) go on a mad search through house for what i actually need or c) just don't report it at all and claim ignorance.
i guess i'll be turning my house upside down. did morgan stanley even send me a statement of what turbo tax is asking for? what did i put on my returns last year? fuck all if i can remember.
i hate doing my taxes.
i'm going to target. i always feel better after going to target.
i'm sitting on the floor in the middle of my living room surrounded by a small sea of paper and apparently i'm missing a few pieces of vital information. now, i could either a) make [scientific] guesses about the stuff that i need to report based on what i do have or b) go on a mad search through house for what i actually need or c) just don't report it at all and claim ignorance.
i guess i'll be turning my house upside down. did morgan stanley even send me a statement of what turbo tax is asking for? what did i put on my returns last year? fuck all if i can remember.
i hate doing my taxes.
i'm going to target. i always feel better after going to target.
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Not to rub it in or anything ...
... but I did my taxes in January for the purpose of avoiding the heart-pounding race of procrastination and the fear of armed IRS agents kicking in my door.
Plus, I only had to wait a few weeks for my refund. Woot!
i wonder if i can train my cats to attack irs agents.
or maybe just pee on their shoes & hack up a mean furball.
My cats are lazy fucks who won't even attack a mouse unless I haven't fed them recently.
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