Monday, January 16, 2006

a visit to the local asian grocery

i had to knock a few wayward asians out of my way to get these pictures, so i hope you appreciate them, if for no other reason but that.

really, they push shopping carts like they drive. no courtesy, whatsoever.

now where exactly on a cow *IS* the 'banana' shank? mmm...gotta love those tasty those beef flaps! you gotta wonder if they shave the hair out of these before they package them... this is great when you want your food to have that extra-special boogey flavor! keep a tub of this handy when the special vampire in your life drops by unexpectedly! so is it yellow...like jaundice? i couldn't find any beef hands, so i suppose this accounts for all four limbs. they don't even *say* what animal this came off of. it's food that TASTES YOU BACK! i actually looked at this and got a cramp, and it isn't even that time of the month yet. go figure. now, in the BONELESS variety! if you're looking for that unique valentine's gift, here's an idea...

oh, and my mother actually BOUGHT a package of the "front feet." i feel another bad goat experience coming on.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pork uteries...

I hesitate to ask, but then my people eat tripe, so...

pork uteries?

1/16/2006 4:21 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've never been so happy to be a vegetarian in my life.

:-)

2/02/2006 11:29 pm  
Blogger rachel said...

yeah, that pork heart's gonna go good with the kettle chips i just ordered for $9.95 + shippping & handling.

2/02/2006 11:51 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I recommend the Spicy Mary chips for that... they're powerful enough to cover even the taste of Pork Hearts!

(Though I don't think any chip is up to taking on Pork Snout).

2/03/2006 12:04 am  

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