toys they didn't make when i was a kid

every kid's dream: a porta-potty, complete with dinky, little people to shovel and dump crap.



unfortunately, the little crap-shovelers aren't in stock at amazon. it's okay though, because amazon's got a great alternative. as a reviewer of this product so eloquently put it, "this is the perfect gift for the aspiring young felon in your life."



don't be stingy...buy some crime for your child today! (and don't forget the getaway car. incomplete crime is an utter shame.)