that was easy
it was a rough day.
i was in meetings all day with a lot people who have a tendency to piss me off, which didn't help my already uber-bitchy mood.
a lot of the time, i take fake notes in meetings just to look busy. i write down stupid things that other people say so i can go back to my office mates and "share the stupidity." i couldn't get away with that today because in every meeting, there were nosy people sitting near me who kept trying to get in my shit.
so i played solitaire on my treo instead.
(note to self: find sudoku freeware on handango.)
but that's not what i'm bitching about. this time.
someone at work brought in the "easy button" that staples features in their commercials. you press it, it says, "that was easy" and then you crack up laughing. or maybe it's just me.
anyway, i ran some errands after work today and i decided to stop at staples to pick up my very own easy button.
on the way home with my brand-new easy button, i was driving through an intersection when some totally fucked up, brainless and quite obviously visually-impaired dumbass ran a red light and nearly hit me head-on.
i swerved way the fuck out of the way, kept control of the car, and thanked god for quick reflexes and for the fact that nobody was hurt.
i regained my composure, then i pressed my easy button.
that was easy.
i was in meetings all day with a lot people who have a tendency to piss me off, which didn't help my already uber-bitchy mood.
a lot of the time, i take fake notes in meetings just to look busy. i write down stupid things that other people say so i can go back to my office mates and "share the stupidity." i couldn't get away with that today because in every meeting, there were nosy people sitting near me who kept trying to get in my shit.
so i played solitaire on my treo instead.
(note to self: find sudoku freeware on handango.)
but that's not what i'm bitching about. this time.
someone at work brought in the "easy button" that staples features in their commercials. you press it, it says, "that was easy" and then you crack up laughing. or maybe it's just me.
anyway, i ran some errands after work today and i decided to stop at staples to pick up my very own easy button.
on the way home with my brand-new easy button, i was driving through an intersection when some totally fucked up, brainless and quite obviously visually-impaired dumbass ran a red light and nearly hit me head-on.
i swerved way the fuck out of the way, kept control of the car, and thanked god for quick reflexes and for the fact that nobody was hurt.i regained my composure, then i pressed my easy button.
that was easy.
posted by rach at 9:17 pm
3 Comments:
My brother has one in his car, but it's in the door compartment, so whenever he closes the door it says, "That was easy". Not really that funny now that I've typed it out.
I need to get one of those things. Only to be used when I pull of some truly amazing feat of crap for you of course ;)
one of my co-workers has been holding his on his ass & walking down the hall asking people to press his easy button. i'm assuming he's equating this to the phrase, "pull my finger." there's just something kinda wrong about that.
pulling a feat of crap. interesting visual.
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