try this

went to ranch 99 this morning (okay, it's really called 99 ranch but nobody ever actually says it that way) and went down my favorite aisle (the junk food aisle) in search of choco-banana pocky (which they didn't have, so i got reverse chocolate pocky instead), but i did run across this strange new candy:

i was tempted...oh, so tempted...to buy this stuff & try it, but after the bad goat experience, i thought better of trying any food with vague names.

so if you're ever in the vicinity of your local ranch 99, pick up a package of BROWN CANDY (IN PIE CES) and let me know what you think.

better you than me.