in a budget crunch? sell something.

yesterday afternoon, an e-mail was sent out to everyone at work by the security department to beware of an individual on campus. the subject of the e-mail was simply:

GIRL SELLING

and in my twisted mind, i immediately concluded that somewhere on campus, someone was selling girls! there could be no other explanation for the subject line of this e-mail. actual pimping was taking place at my campus! i was so proud. we've finally evolved as a place of higher learning. arnold & his freakin' state budget crisis be damned! we've found our own way of generating revenue.

and then i read through the e-mail, found out some chick was selling bogus tickets for some fake event to students, and all my hopes & dreams were dashed.

crap.