how not to park

i live in a townhouse complex with not a whole lot of visitor parking. we're fortunate however, in our little section of the complex, to have a cul de sac-ish type of area that provides a little extra visitor parking, and we're also near the intersection of two main streets, which means there's plenty of street parking really close by as well.

sure, it's a slight inconvenience to park your car a few yards farther than you'd really care to walk, but i betcha g.i. joe & mcgruff the crime dog would both tell you that it's better than making up your own illegal parking space.

this is the second weekend in a row that the moron who drives this truck has parked perpendicularly to a vehicle that is parked correctly (evidenced by it's being parallel parked along the curb, between the white markers that denote an actual parking space).

since it's a sunday and my townhouse association is closed so i can't complain to them (again) about the morons who park this way, blocking the path in the cul de sac-ish area that leads to our little driveways (and more importantly to have this shithead's truck towed), i've called the police, who will probably arrive a few hours after the moron has already left.

i chose this option after determining that slashing the moron's tires or covering all the moron's windows with duct tape would probably be counter-productive.

i'm such a good citizen. i deserve some type of award.